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Oct 16, 2024 9:12:08 GMT -5
Post by Morrigan Moonweaver on Oct 16, 2024 9:12:08 GMT -5
A lone booth sat in the middle of the Zeinavian marketplace, manned by a single fellblood seated behind the booth. Their wares - liquids in a cavalcade of colors all housed within crystal-clear bottles.
Gazing upon the elaborate visage of Morrigan Moonweaver, one might be persuaded to draw any manner of conclusions. A slight stature did not diminish their presence, or the space which they inhabited in a room. Fashionable - if not impractical - clothing. Their body, a delicate lavender inked with confounding designs and symbols that would appear mesmerizing and magical to the untrained eye. Each crafted portion, a brush stroke that made up the broad canvas. A story - though perhaps, the meaning, entirely different than the message they intended to share.
The point being. Maestro, fool, genius, court jester… strangers might be surprised to learn that Morrigan Moonweaver was actually quite the crack-shot when it came to alchemy.
Of course, this was partially because their potions had little value besides the comforts that the placebo effect offered. To put it simply: they were fake.
Snake oil was what paid the bills, after all. Manufacturing fake potions for cheap and marking up manufactured miracles for public consumption was the bread and butter that allowed Morrigan to pursue their true passions. Those whims changed as readily as the direction of the wind, but at least they were comfortable enough to do so. Besides, there was fun to be had in the thrill of the show, the chase of a smile of wonderment and the coin that followed. A lot of hard work went into being a confidence man! You had to choreograph the steps so that they appeared effortless as you glided across the stage.
And Morrigan was good at what they did. So much so that when the opportunity presented itself to join the elusive Golden Consortium, they jumped the opportunity! The seal of the chemist’s guild practically gave their potions the gold star standard in the eyes of the people! With the capitol’s endorsement, the people of Zeinav were basically putty in Morrigan’s hands. Reeling suckers in through the door was as easy as cake!
But you can’t keep this up forever, a traitorous voice taunted. Sooner or later the world is going to close in around you.
A delicate frown cracked the makeup-caked visage, fingers drumming against their thigh. The thought was… bitter in the back of their throat. They clicked their tongue as if to dispel it. The taste remained.
Difficult for it not to linger in the back of their mind, they supposed. Morrigan was hardly what one might describe as ‘consistent’ or ‘reliable’. A creature of habit, they were not. But they did always find old creature comforts in their craft, in playing games with their old friend fate to see who would come out with the spoils. The past few months had been turbulent. Joining a knighthood, slaying an ancient regent of the arcane, the trip to the oasis with Astrid - it left them with a building itch they couldn’t scratch. A restlessness.
A little niggling sensation telling them something wasn’t quite right.
They’d hoped that charming the coin out of some peasants would bring them back to some sense of normalcy. Thus far their enjoyment had been sorely lacking.
With every quiet stretch between clients their mind wandered to the adrenaline of their recent battle - the sting of blood in the back of their throat, desperation like liquid fire in their veins, crimson-painted smile while they wondered who would drop first - them, or the queen.
And then someone would approach the table and the illusion was shattered, and it was back to business as usual.
They’d never considered the possibility that perhaps they’d just… outgrown this venture.
It had happened before. They’d spent their adolescence in the circus before the Dreamscape Bazaar felt too small for them, and their bigger dreams took them elsewhere. When a fish grew too big for their pond, they had to swim upstream… or however the saying went. Such delusions of grandeur had led them here, to their false identity. Posing as a fake wizard had been fun, for a time. Fraught with risks and lies and deceit and near-misses with a lifetime of incarceration. Though after all the ups and downs, Morrigan never imagined they’d simply… grow bored with it all.
So what now?
Last time this happened Morrigan coped with change by finding evidence of the circus’s corruption and getting their old ringmaster arrested for money laundering and fraud before making off quick with the finder’s fee - the small lump sum that would count as the investment to their current fortune. You know. Normal stuff. The thing is, Morrigan knew exactly what they’d wanted to do when they set out to make a name for themselves.
The Wizard was a manifestation of the life they believed they deserved - a smoke and mirrors projection of something they could be if they merely believed hard enough. Lies were as powerful as the truth you put into them, after all. That innocent, naive, beautiful little waif had no idea of the curse that would prevent them from finding that lofty dream they’d clung to all those years.
Now, they had no idea, no plan, and no dream to chase.
And that prospect thrilled them.
A wicked smirk of pearly-white fangs stretched their cheeks. They were adrift in an ocean without a paddle, and it was exhilarating to see where the tide would take them.
But such musings were tomorrow’s problem. For now, they had stock to sell, and people to scam. If they were going to torch this venture on a whim they were going to need the funds to do so.
How did the saying go? Once more for old time’s sake?
Morrigan could play that game.
Pulling themselves to their feet, vigor renewed, they raised their voice to address the crowd over the clamor of voices and screaming vendors - other sharks in the water. “In need of miracle remedies? Master cures? Dragons burning your homes, or pesky fae tearing up your gardens? Have no fear! The solution is here!”
With their forked tail they tapped at the sign next to them:
The moniker Wizard of the Wastes was absent.
Gazing upon the elaborate visage of Morrigan Moonweaver, one might be persuaded to draw any manner of conclusions. A slight stature did not diminish their presence, or the space which they inhabited in a room. Fashionable - if not impractical - clothing. Their body, a delicate lavender inked with confounding designs and symbols that would appear mesmerizing and magical to the untrained eye. Each crafted portion, a brush stroke that made up the broad canvas. A story - though perhaps, the meaning, entirely different than the message they intended to share.
The point being. Maestro, fool, genius, court jester… strangers might be surprised to learn that Morrigan Moonweaver was actually quite the crack-shot when it came to alchemy.
Of course, this was partially because their potions had little value besides the comforts that the placebo effect offered. To put it simply: they were fake.
Snake oil was what paid the bills, after all. Manufacturing fake potions for cheap and marking up manufactured miracles for public consumption was the bread and butter that allowed Morrigan to pursue their true passions. Those whims changed as readily as the direction of the wind, but at least they were comfortable enough to do so. Besides, there was fun to be had in the thrill of the show, the chase of a smile of wonderment and the coin that followed. A lot of hard work went into being a confidence man! You had to choreograph the steps so that they appeared effortless as you glided across the stage.
And Morrigan was good at what they did. So much so that when the opportunity presented itself to join the elusive Golden Consortium, they jumped the opportunity! The seal of the chemist’s guild practically gave their potions the gold star standard in the eyes of the people! With the capitol’s endorsement, the people of Zeinav were basically putty in Morrigan’s hands. Reeling suckers in through the door was as easy as cake!
But you can’t keep this up forever, a traitorous voice taunted. Sooner or later the world is going to close in around you.
A delicate frown cracked the makeup-caked visage, fingers drumming against their thigh. The thought was… bitter in the back of their throat. They clicked their tongue as if to dispel it. The taste remained.
Difficult for it not to linger in the back of their mind, they supposed. Morrigan was hardly what one might describe as ‘consistent’ or ‘reliable’. A creature of habit, they were not. But they did always find old creature comforts in their craft, in playing games with their old friend fate to see who would come out with the spoils. The past few months had been turbulent. Joining a knighthood, slaying an ancient regent of the arcane, the trip to the oasis with Astrid - it left them with a building itch they couldn’t scratch. A restlessness.
A little niggling sensation telling them something wasn’t quite right.
They’d hoped that charming the coin out of some peasants would bring them back to some sense of normalcy. Thus far their enjoyment had been sorely lacking.
With every quiet stretch between clients their mind wandered to the adrenaline of their recent battle - the sting of blood in the back of their throat, desperation like liquid fire in their veins, crimson-painted smile while they wondered who would drop first - them, or the queen.
And then someone would approach the table and the illusion was shattered, and it was back to business as usual.
They’d never considered the possibility that perhaps they’d just… outgrown this venture.
It had happened before. They’d spent their adolescence in the circus before the Dreamscape Bazaar felt too small for them, and their bigger dreams took them elsewhere. When a fish grew too big for their pond, they had to swim upstream… or however the saying went. Such delusions of grandeur had led them here, to their false identity. Posing as a fake wizard had been fun, for a time. Fraught with risks and lies and deceit and near-misses with a lifetime of incarceration. Though after all the ups and downs, Morrigan never imagined they’d simply… grow bored with it all.
So what now?
Last time this happened Morrigan coped with change by finding evidence of the circus’s corruption and getting their old ringmaster arrested for money laundering and fraud before making off quick with the finder’s fee - the small lump sum that would count as the investment to their current fortune. You know. Normal stuff. The thing is, Morrigan knew exactly what they’d wanted to do when they set out to make a name for themselves.
The Wizard was a manifestation of the life they believed they deserved - a smoke and mirrors projection of something they could be if they merely believed hard enough. Lies were as powerful as the truth you put into them, after all. That innocent, naive, beautiful little waif had no idea of the curse that would prevent them from finding that lofty dream they’d clung to all those years.
Now, they had no idea, no plan, and no dream to chase.
And that prospect thrilled them.
A wicked smirk of pearly-white fangs stretched their cheeks. They were adrift in an ocean without a paddle, and it was exhilarating to see where the tide would take them.
But such musings were tomorrow’s problem. For now, they had stock to sell, and people to scam. If they were going to torch this venture on a whim they were going to need the funds to do so.
How did the saying go? Once more for old time’s sake?
Morrigan could play that game.
Pulling themselves to their feet, vigor renewed, they raised their voice to address the crowd over the clamor of voices and screaming vendors - other sharks in the water. “In need of miracle remedies? Master cures? Dragons burning your homes, or pesky fae tearing up your gardens? Have no fear! The solution is here!”
With their forked tail they tapped at the sign next to them:
MORRIGAN MOONWEAVER’S MIRACLE CURES!
The moniker Wizard of the Wastes was absent.