A Really Wacky Race (Renown)
Nov 9, 2023 20:11:40 GMT -5
Post by Everett Reykas on Nov 9, 2023 20:11:40 GMT -5
Percy had done an excellent job thinning out the competition so much so that Everett could only see two riders on horseback anywhere even near him. They're still ahead of him, but the mule is surprisingly keeping pace despite its huffing and puffing.
Everett carefully pushes himself to ride a bit more upright and gathers the reins back up at least enough to loop them over the front of the saddle so they don't fall down and entangle the mule's front legs as it runs.
One of the riders in the lead glances over their shoulder, briefly perplexed by how the only one in pursuit is the amateur on the pack mule. They must have not noticed the shark taking out the rest of the riders. If only they had stayed blissfully unaware of what was happening behind them instead of looking back and locking eyes with Everett. For a moment they seem to have an internal debate on if they should focus on the rider they're neck and neck with or the donkey on their tail.
The other rider doesn't debate and suddenly swerves their mount over to side-check the other rider while they're distracted in hopes of knocking them off. The distracted rider shouts angrily at them and jabs the toe of their boot in the flank of the other rider's horse. This makes the horse light up bucking, throwing their rider forward and overtop its head.
Everett winces as he watches the horse trample right over its fallen rider and then bolt off course. Then Everett realizes the downed rider is right in the way of his own mount.
"Oh crap!"
He scrambles to pull back on the reins or steer the donkey around the guy. The donkey already had its own plans to avoid the guy and sidesteps suddenly in the opposite direction. Everett feels his center of gravity lurch to the side and he nearly slips clean out of the saddle. It's only by throwing his weight forward and holding onto the mule's sparse mane with all his strength to keep from tumbling to the ground.
It's a good thing he's pretty used to using only one arm, otherwise, he might not have the grip strength to latch on tight. This still isn't ideal, as the mule is pulled to the side by Everett's weight. They start to lose ground on the lead horse and rider, but Everett does manage to drag himself back up.
With all the chaos, Everett nearly loses sight of where exactly they are headed, and it's only when he catches his breath that he looks around to realize they already are well within reach of the turn-around point of the track. There's a flag on a wooden stand out in the open field which marks where the riders need to turn back towards the starting line. They got lucky this was a simple out and back and not a more complicated loop through the countryside.
At least that's what he thinks before the other rider loops around the flag and starts heading right back at him. Everett tries to pull the mule to the side so they can pass one another, but then the rider pulls their own mount to mirror his position. It dawns on Everett what this guy is up to.
Was this guy seriously playing chicken right now??
The man then pulls out a crossbow and looks down the sight right at Everett and the mule. Ah crap, they are out in the open and there's no cover to dive behind for miles!
Everett feels all the hairs on his skin stand on end as the crossbow bolt is released and flies right toward him. A ripple of electricity spikes off of his body, and just as the bolt is inches from his face, it's suddenly deflected and it flies off into the grass.[1]
The other rider is shocked. Everett is shocked. The mule can't care less, and just as they nearly careen into each other, it strikes forward and bites the other horse on the face. The horse rears up, throwing its rider off backwards into the grass before thundering off back home. It would still beat them to the finish line, but you only won the race if your rider was with you, right?
Everett doesn't have time to think about it as he recovers from what just happened and clumsily guides the mule around the flag and back to its owners. The poor beast is absolutely drenched in foaming sweat by the time it tiredly trots over the finish line with Everett still in a daze about the whole situation.
The crowd goes into an uproar over this major upset, with none of the big time bidders having even given the donkey a second glance. Many of the folks are in such a rage that a fight could break out any second as accusations of cheating and the race being rigged fly through the air.
Everett doesn't listen to the vitriol and jeers as he just looks for the donkey's owners or Percy, praying they'll show up so he can just be done with this whole ordeal before he gets punched in the face. Again.
[1] Static Field
Everett carefully pushes himself to ride a bit more upright and gathers the reins back up at least enough to loop them over the front of the saddle so they don't fall down and entangle the mule's front legs as it runs.
One of the riders in the lead glances over their shoulder, briefly perplexed by how the only one in pursuit is the amateur on the pack mule. They must have not noticed the shark taking out the rest of the riders. If only they had stayed blissfully unaware of what was happening behind them instead of looking back and locking eyes with Everett. For a moment they seem to have an internal debate on if they should focus on the rider they're neck and neck with or the donkey on their tail.
The other rider doesn't debate and suddenly swerves their mount over to side-check the other rider while they're distracted in hopes of knocking them off. The distracted rider shouts angrily at them and jabs the toe of their boot in the flank of the other rider's horse. This makes the horse light up bucking, throwing their rider forward and overtop its head.
Everett winces as he watches the horse trample right over its fallen rider and then bolt off course. Then Everett realizes the downed rider is right in the way of his own mount.
"Oh crap!"
He scrambles to pull back on the reins or steer the donkey around the guy. The donkey already had its own plans to avoid the guy and sidesteps suddenly in the opposite direction. Everett feels his center of gravity lurch to the side and he nearly slips clean out of the saddle. It's only by throwing his weight forward and holding onto the mule's sparse mane with all his strength to keep from tumbling to the ground.
It's a good thing he's pretty used to using only one arm, otherwise, he might not have the grip strength to latch on tight. This still isn't ideal, as the mule is pulled to the side by Everett's weight. They start to lose ground on the lead horse and rider, but Everett does manage to drag himself back up.
With all the chaos, Everett nearly loses sight of where exactly they are headed, and it's only when he catches his breath that he looks around to realize they already are well within reach of the turn-around point of the track. There's a flag on a wooden stand out in the open field which marks where the riders need to turn back towards the starting line. They got lucky this was a simple out and back and not a more complicated loop through the countryside.
At least that's what he thinks before the other rider loops around the flag and starts heading right back at him. Everett tries to pull the mule to the side so they can pass one another, but then the rider pulls their own mount to mirror his position. It dawns on Everett what this guy is up to.
Was this guy seriously playing chicken right now??
The man then pulls out a crossbow and looks down the sight right at Everett and the mule. Ah crap, they are out in the open and there's no cover to dive behind for miles!
Everett feels all the hairs on his skin stand on end as the crossbow bolt is released and flies right toward him. A ripple of electricity spikes off of his body, and just as the bolt is inches from his face, it's suddenly deflected and it flies off into the grass.[1]
The other rider is shocked. Everett is shocked. The mule can't care less, and just as they nearly careen into each other, it strikes forward and bites the other horse on the face. The horse rears up, throwing its rider off backwards into the grass before thundering off back home. It would still beat them to the finish line, but you only won the race if your rider was with you, right?
Everett doesn't have time to think about it as he recovers from what just happened and clumsily guides the mule around the flag and back to its owners. The poor beast is absolutely drenched in foaming sweat by the time it tiredly trots over the finish line with Everett still in a daze about the whole situation.
The crowd goes into an uproar over this major upset, with none of the big time bidders having even given the donkey a second glance. Many of the folks are in such a rage that a fight could break out any second as accusations of cheating and the race being rigged fly through the air.
Everett doesn't listen to the vitriol and jeers as he just looks for the donkey's owners or Percy, praying they'll show up so he can just be done with this whole ordeal before he gets punched in the face. Again.
[1] Static Field