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Post by Edward Ardent on Sept 13, 2022 10:25:26 GMT -5
Edward tries to dodge the water coming towards his way, but the damned minotaur angled his swing in a way that allows the water to splash into Edward’s eyes. As he was distracted from trying to rub away at his eyes, he hears a sound of banging chairs and was thrown off his feet as a pair of chairs impacted his torso. He lands flat on his back again, his chest hurting from the impact.
He struggles to get up, his lungs burning and struggling to work after getting the air knocked out of him again. When he finally was able to get up, he sees the blonde elven woman head get slammed into the doorframe. Several of the patrons at the cafe screamed in horror and are yelling for the guards, “Guards! Guards! A minotaur just killed that poor woman.”
Not knowing that the woman was a demon, Edward sees the lady crumple to the ground, not moving, and assumes that the minotaur killed the lady. He screams out in rage and charges at the minotaur, jabbing and swinging several times at the minotaur in reckless abandon.
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Post by Shaa Rhunn on Sept 13, 2022 11:05:45 GMT -5
To untrained eye, running into a cafe might seem like a bad decision tactically. As a brawler however, every table, chair, plate, utensil and piece of pie has all now been converted to his arsenal. If Shaa was going to end this without killing anyone ( that didn’t deserve it) this would be the place.
After smacking the elf’s head into the post, she crumpled to the ground and the cafe patrons starting screaming. He didn’t hit her that hard, the big faker, but no one else knew that. Shaa grabbed her by the hand and hauled her into the cafe while the other patrons ran out. As soon as he did, he heard a rage filled scream come from outside. It appeared Mr Sunshine had gone berserk and was heading this way. Shaa punched the elf in the head for good measure and tossed her in the corner.
As Edward burst into the cafe swinging at Shaa with wild abandon, Shaa picked up one of the tables and held it in front of him like a shield to deflect the strikes. He then bull rushed Edward with the table in front and attempted to pin him between the table and wall of the cafe. Would you just calm down a second!
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Post by Edward Ardent on Sept 13, 2022 18:15:58 GMT -5
As the Minotaurs charges at Edward in an attempt to pin him, the massive silver armored figure steps in front of Edward (Spirit Guardian Hit Prevention) and uses its body to take the full brunt of the the Minotaur’s charge. Cracks form all around the silver figure and it shatters into hundreds of pieces that reverts back into bluish white mist that goes back into the body of Edward.
Edward hears the Minotaur say, “Would you calm down a second!” and snorts in anger. “Why would I do that, demon?”, Edward growls through gritted teeth. He keeps on thinking about the lives he has failed to save tonight and how the demon would kill more and more innocent civilians if he just let’s it go. Edward raises his left hand to shoot a much smaller bolt of radiant energy at the Minotaur’s head to distract him and then lowers his body into a crouching position before jumping up at the minotaur to swing his staff upwards at his opponent’s chin, hoping to knock this demon off balance.
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Post by Shaa Rhunn on Sept 13, 2022 20:53:16 GMT -5
He was unable to pin him to the wall but at least that ghost thing seemed to be gone.
“Why would I do that, demon?
Shaa kept the table in front of him but from up top another beam of light shoots out. Startled , Shaa ducks further down behind the table. Then., all of the sudden, the staff shoots up from the bottom of the table causing Shaa to stumble backwards.
Righting himself, he squares off with Edward.
BECAUSE, I am NOT the demon, she is! Shaa points to the singed body of the elf that was still lying crumpled in the corner of the cafe. Even though he was telling the truth, Shaa saw how bad the situation looked critically. Yeah there was no explaining this one, so he just leaned into it. YOUR’E WELCOME!
At this point, Mr Sunshine had to be tired Shaa thought to himself. I think this stupid demon has him bamboozled so he doesn’t deserve to get smushed…much. But we are almost out of time. The guards are on their way and that thing in the corner is sure to get up anytime now. Bro, I know it doesn’t look like it, but what I am about to do will save us all, even if it is going to suck for you. Ginma forgive me.
Shaa dug his hooves into the ground and prepared for his final attack. Shaa switched the table to his left hand and charged again at Edward. Shaa was preparing to grab him with his right hand. If he managed to do it, he might just save everyone…
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Post by Edward Ardent on Sept 13, 2022 21:36:19 GMT -5
Edward just finished his attack when the Minotaur yelled at him. “BECAUSE, I am NOT the demon, she is! YOU’RE WELCOME” Not fully understanding that statement, Edward shifts his stance and tries to parry the massive table that the Minotaur seemed intent on slamming him with. Not expecting the shift in the Minotaur’s tactics, Edward was caught off guard as the hand touches his shoulder and felt his life force being pulled away from him. He sees that the wounds on the Minotaurs begin to heal slowly. He feels lethargic and slowly wrenches his shoulder from the Minotaur’s grasp.
He gasps for breath, “If you aren’t a demon, why do you practice such dark magic?”. He tries to swing his staff again at the minotaur and misses. He goes for a jab with the fiery end of his staff but suddenly feels something pierce his abdomen as he sees the blonde woman’s arm unnaturally extended sticking out of lower stomach. The woman with red eyes smiles widely and pulls out her arm out of his stomach. Fighting hard to stay conscious, Edward stabs out at the woman.
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Post by Shaa Rhunn on Sept 13, 2022 23:06:07 GMT -5
“If you aren’t a demon, why do practice such dark magic?”.
Why indeed? To explain what happened here, we go back to the kala festival 4 years ago. This was the only other year that Shaa did not get his popsicle. And the reason for that was a succubus named Rvcxgghbvdsg but in human language, Stacey. Stacey was tall and strong with a quick hand and an even quicker wit. Her eyes burned like fire and made man and beast her slaves. She was the best and absolute worst all at the same time.
It was during the festival that Shaa met Stacey by the popsicle stand, she with no ticket. How she promised the world! But Shaa was like stone. There was nothing she could offer him that would make him give up his ticket. He was no idiot…most of the time. Time ran short and the popsicles were almost gone and finally she said. For your ticket, I will grant you some of my power! Power she said? Before he could say anything, Stacey bit him in the arm. He felt hunger..then power…then peace. By the time he knew what was happening, Stacey, and his ticket, were gone. But he remembered the feeling that was now carved into his very bones. A feeling he could call on when he needed. Stacey.
Shaa looked into the corner at the demon with her arm distended into Edward. His boost made him feel pretty good but he didn’t realize it would leave Mr Sunshine vulnerable. Noooo!
Shaa runs over to the still smiling demon and kicks her squarely in the face. She just laughs a horrible sadistic laugh. She begins to morph again and turns into a kala fruit. Gooood luckkkk. Hahaha
Shaa rushes back over to Edward and examines the hole in his stomach. He pulls out his medical kit and does his best to close the gap. Sorry it’s not pretty but it should keep you insides in one place..
Shaa ran back over the demon fruit and got to work. He went back to the cafe’s kitchen and started to roll out some dough.
What are you doooingg?
My specialty…kala fritters.
With a flash of kitchen cutlery, Shaa chops up the demon into bits, adds butter, sugar and wraps it in dough then sticks it in the oven to bake.
Shaa sets a timer and writes a small note that goes like this:
Dear Sunshine,
It wasn’t me, but you know that. Thanks for the fight. Sorry you got stabbed. Your Friend is in oven. Take him out at the timer.
Shaa
PS You owe me a popsicle
Shaa walked out of the cafe, turned to the door and cast thorn wave. 3ft thorns burst in front of the entrance sealing them in.
That should keep the guards out…at least until the timer goes.
He hurried down the street and disappeared into the crowd.
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